A-Z: How to finance a 3 trillion dollar bank rescue package

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The US has used trillions to save the financial sector, stock market and real estate mortgage market. This a very expensive affair. How do the US finance all this. The Doc will show you how the US fast and with simple powers can finance it all in 3 simple steps:

Step 1: The arrest.
The way to get started is by arresting a high level executive from the financial sector, a person from one of the worlds most powerful financial jurisdiction. I would suggest a Swiss, Liechtenstein or Luxemburg senior bank executive. Not Dubai, Qatar or Macau, as both the Chinese and Arabs are big contributors to the US economy. Hold back the Executive until the bank or the country pays the ransom. The arrest should be on the basis of tax evasion, as the Americans are tired of those bank executives that has taken out billions of dollars in bonuses and salaries. As the average American don´t know much about Europe they would not know that the things that the kidnapped bank executive is charged for is actually legal in the land I lives in. Its like arresting a Dutch coffee shop owner visiting US for selling hash to US citizens in his coffee shop back home. Anyway the ransom should be in the level of about 1 trillion USD. This will finance the first 1/3 of the crises package.

Step 2: Push the scare button.
The next step will be to put pressure on all those small countries that only have limited resources, like Cayman Island, British Virgin Island, Bermuda, Monaco, Liechtenstein and of cause the Swiss Government. Make sure to publish an intense campaign against all individuals or companies having companies or bank accounts in these “bad” jurisdictions. Use the power of the OECD club to put maximum pressure on the states and to use the scare campaign on the general public. By doing this the US Government will be able to uncover billions of USD, that has been out of reach of the IRS. This may be in conflict with constitution but who cares. Is it is done outside the US boarder, and tax refugees are criminals or something. My best guess will be about 900 billion in funds. This will finance the next 1/3 of the crises package.

Step 3: Introduce a new global currency
The last step will be to introduce a new global currency. This should only be a currency that only will exist electronically. By doing this the government will exclusively have access to all transactions, trades, financings, loans etc that cross the boarders of the USA. This will eliminate all “black” money transactions and will increase the IRS insights in the global economy and secure the Uncle Sam gets he cut in every little transaction that crosses the US boarder. This will not be protectionism as no custom rules will be changed; it will simply be an exchange cost. With 3.9 trillion in daily FOREX transactions even a 0,1% exchange commission will give the US economy just about 1 trillion USD annually. That is the last 1/3 of the 3 trillion USD bank package financed by…. Well yes US the average citizen. Congratulation!

Is this pure fiction? I don’t think so. Give you own comment on this matter.


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