Dood to door "god" sellers.....

[okosh]

This is true story happened today....BTW...I live in Australia....

just had 2 unexpected visitors at my front door....LOL...any visitors without a car is rare cos it's a looooong steeeep climb up to our house....

Was 2 men in early 20's, with strong USA accents wearing black pants, white shirt with a big black name-tag clipped to the pocket

Here is how the short conversation went

him:"hello, do you live here??"

me(still sitting at my desk cos door was wide open) :"no I just broke in to use the PC!!"

him:"we just come to share an important message about ...bla...bla...bla..."

me:"Mate why don't you take a closer look at the door post you leaning on,...show some respect...enjoy the view for a bit and have a nice day"

him(looking up whilst his jaw hit the ground);"um, oh, er sorry to disturb you...bye"

Strange blokes...They never bothered to enjoy the view like I invited them to... they quick stepped it to the drive and bailed